Downvoted for being right there

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Carmela is attractive, but I couldn't get past her voice and accent.

Carmela is attractive, but I couldn't get past her voice and accent.

Christopher is alone, without a porpoise. *"Dolphin" plays in background*

Christopher is alone, without a porpoise. *"Dolphin" plays in background*

I agree that people shouldn't be able to make up fake news, post it somewhere on the net, and hide behind a principle of anonymity or privacy. Woods is being an asshole about it, for sure—the reasonable thing to do here would be to write to the person who made the statement while that person is still alive and demand…

No it's the opposite onus. First you look and see whether the statement could harm a person's reputation. If yes, then damage is presumed. The defamed person need only prove that the statement is defamatory and that it was made by the defendant. Truth of the statement is a defence, meaning the person who made the…

*realizes that there are at least 49 million Nickelback albums sitting in landfills; sheds tear; goes for long wistful walk on the beach; resumes jacking it*

woooo Manitoba! *buys 12 of Club from the Villa*

Yeah bon iver got mumforded.

You're not getting in here without some Dockers, son.

Hm…his best song is Calgary…Calgary has an Eau Claire Market…the new album is being debuted in Eau Claire…so…holy shit I'm bon iver.

well unless that clown is using a wedding dress as a pillow, which would be terrifying in terms of dry cleaning costs, that is probably a ruff around his neck.

I can't really make sense of Alexander's "don't want to hear your bullshit" statement—is he angry at Seinfeld?

holy christ it's Mr. Mackie's long-lost daughter, m'kay?

Because the kid looks like he just heard the phrase "our little secret" come tumbling out of that Ewok's mad, bearded face.

Seven-year-old me would probably have fed it after midnight and thus unwittingly created a Galifinakis.

"I'm paralyzed with rage—and Endoran rhythms."

"Uh…what is the uh, uh good uh uh word, mon ami?" - Justin Trudeau