He did an amazing job, though he couldn't commit to an accent. I see that as more of the fault of the director, though.

I went with storming the Ledoux compound on "The Secret Fate of All Life".

I found it very difficult to decide between a drama like True Detective and a comedy show like Last Week Tonight. This is why the Emmy awards have different categories for genres, dammit! In the end I picked Last Week Tonight because to me it's essential viewing.

I don't recognitions the reference. Me, I was going for a batshit crazy McConaughey, or rather: McConaughey. JKC, amigo, just keep commenting.

It survived outside of the film industry pretty damn well in Deadwood.

We thought it was funny because your name is so similar, JAMIE.

*takes exaggeratedly long drag on a Camel Light* All this time we waste, we're just gonna waste it again and again. That Bell's gonna bong, and when we're all lined up and ready to go to Neptune with our sprockets loaded, we're gonna land and step off the craft and walk right back onto earth, right back into the…

Mister Pants/Cooking with Hannibal/Drinky Crow/Asian Bastard, though he pops up here and there sometimes, under other names.

Scenario 1 (no commie awards): Pops: "Oh, I've wasted my life."
Scenario 2 (Pops sweeps the commie awards): Pops: "Oh, I've wasted my life."

I selected The Newsroom because I'm doing a survey on how many a.v. clubbers own pitchforks.

I'm not sure that you ever have to make an aggressive move—you just have to move (unless she beats you to it). If she seems really engaged with you and interested in you (lots of eye contact, laughs at your snappy antics, other body language cues like not covering the breasts), you can try touching her hand to see if…

Wow, I looked at the "one of four" stat page from your earlier post, and it's one in four for rape or attempted rape. That's fucking horrifying.

It's incredibly conservative, seeing as how a sexual assault can be something like receiving unwanted groping, e.g. at a bar. (At least, that would be a sexual assault in Canada—I don't know about the States and/or the rest of the world.)

Still not very fair to pigs, though.

Serious Herp is always funny to me, especially when I picture the words coming from your avatar.

Zagravevnem zlotekviev!

In the castle of Chachi, the magic words are "wah wah wah".

Manitoban novelist Margaret Laurence set most of her novels in the fictional Manitoba town of Manawaka, which is loosely modelled on her home town of Neepawa.

IK, for what it's worth I enjoy your comments. I hope you feel better soon, old chap.

Both words must come from the same proto-German root—it can't be a coincidence that "Dutch" and "Deutsch" sound so much alike.