If he's successful, maybe Jack Lemmon will sue for just enough to get a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring. Doesn't Jack get a lick?

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I didn't mean to imply that it's her job to nurse him to a state of better mental health, assuming (perhaps wrongly) that that's the issue. I think a more compassionate approach would be better, though, even if the end result is still ending the relationship.

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Sorry to hear it. I have the same issue with my girlfriend, and though I used to love giving oral sex with others in the past I just don't do it anymore. I usually like the way most vaginas smell, even if the woman hasn't showered that day—there's something really primal and sexy about it.

Well his current favorites regular shows are Hannibal and Game of Thrones. He loves British comedies like Spaced and Black Books, as do I. We also liked the LOTR movies a lot when he was younger, which were pretty violent. He likes a lot of what I like in general, though he has his own tastes too. He's fonder of…

What's this about an orgy? *pulls flying-v guitar out of ass and starts jamming on "Wango Tango"*

I raised my kid on a steady diet of Simpsons and animated movies. And, you know, exercise and shit. *waves hand dismissively* I admit I was a bit selective about which Simpsons episodes we'd watch until he was 10 or 12. I don't think we watched any horror movies because the world is scary enough, dammit. He…

Let's "get" him! *brandishes pitchfork ironically; yawns scornfully*

Shark 3: The Shark Side of the Moon

You know, I'm no music critic. But I know what I hate. And I don't hate this.

I AM SIMPSON!

That one was terrible. I also remember feeling physical symptoms of embarrassment from how bad the Cheech and Chong episode was.

SIMPSONS EATS FACES!

I did na know and I a little child in the ashes, said he, and our Pats or Mickileen or curly Nora of Big Nelly of young Peter did na know either, why he was called the Captain. However, the signs were on him that he spent a good bit of his life on the sea. It looked as if he liked his own company the best because he…

Maybe all we need to do is grow our serious drama beards and repeat the phrase, "It's not your fault". [I would love it if we all had second sockpuppet accounts with beards that all converged on trolls to tell them it's not their fault.]

I just watched Under the Skin for the first time this weekend—what a fascinating movie. Now I want to read the book it's based on.

No!

If I were a moderator, I'd ban everyone who looks at me cock-eyed!

I'm surprised they're still going to pay him to the end of Letterman's tenure. I guess it's probably cheaper to pay his wages than to fight a big wrongful dismissal suit, though. This is why we need more giant robotic ant judges to clean up the dockets and streamline the litigation process!