And lo, as the sinners writhed in their fiery pit of degradation and torment, the inescapable voices of Satan and his legions could be heard intoning the chorus to "Uptown Girl".

And seek ye not refunds, gentle bitches.

"I heartily endorse this event and/or product" - Jesus Christ

Hitler was also very taken with Riefenstahl's legendarily tiny nipples, which he referred to as "Manhattenstandtunshelf", which translates, roughly, as "New York Nipples".

I like the show, but I never watch the whole episode more than once. There are little moments I like to re-watch: Wanda accusing Larry of being an ass man; Leon telling Larry to own that ass; Leon telling Marty he ran his wife's ass into the ground. (Hm, there's a common theme there, but I can't quite place my ass…

We got a great big cockvoy, ain't she a beautiful sight…

"You see, billy boy, this triangle is you."
"My god—it's like you've known me my whole life!"

Guest starring Idris Elba as "The Human Mic Wire".

His act involves just standing on stage and enjoying the feeling of the cockroaches he put in his underwear.

I think Wal-Mart would have to show that the injuries were worse because of the lack of seat belts, and that might not be easy to prove. I presume there's a reason why buses (e.g. school buses) don't have seat belts.

I meant Lisa's wedding from the season 6 episode, though of course that was a fortune teller's vision so it might be non-canonical.

Not those peanuts…the ones at the bottom! *drooling leer*

Yeah, he lives at least until Lisa's wedding. (His "uuuuugh" when the wedding is cancelled is among my favorite Krusty moments)

I will never get sick of the name "Shmoikel".

People aren't constantly asking you "how does it feeeeel?"

*millions of Mikes disappear in a puff of logic*

OK Paul!

Don't forget noted Playboy columnist Asa Baber. (The old man had a subscription, what can I say?)

The Shining? Never heard of it. *cue scary noise from Utrenja*

Behold! The crust of Birdman!