It'll be a dark day for the British flat cap industry if scientists ever discover a cure for male pattern baldness.

[Russian accent]: How for is to fucking babby, yes?

It's not the gravel in his voice that turns me off so much as the more operatic style that he uses sometimes. I think he does that to spare his voice—typically he's far less adventurous with his range when he ~widens it to sing live (not sure how else to describe it). A reporter once asked him if he had taken steps…

My other alter ego, Pig (from the stories I tell my girlfriend to help her sleep), has a victory song that he sings when good things happen or are anticipated to happen. It's the opening bars of "Hard to Handle", which he sings as "We we we we weeeee! / We we we we wee." On rare occasions he will lengthen it to…

"I'm just a humble white sucker with a big-ass dorsal fin."

"You come at the Alaskan King Crab, you best not miss."

"Mr. Gunto, I…I'm not quite sure how to tell you this. I'm afraid you've somehow contracted Blaring Siren Canceraids—the silent killer."

It's calculated, and it's a character, but he's really good at playing characters. I think that on some level every singer is acting, because even if they're singing about themselves it's generally about a moment that they experienced before. To emote, they have to connect with that past self and convince themselves…

It's actually a much smaller minority of headlines than it seems if you're just looking at the sideline right now. If you click on "Newswire" and scroll down there is a much smaller percentage of such headlines. I think it's natural for writers like O'Neal to develop things like running jokes and styles, because…

"George, you will play the part of a gigantic, acid-drooling space-worm that devours Edith at the St. Swithin's Day fête"

"If you're gonna get drunk, stay drunk" - Sean O'Neal, possibly

I'm a shite dancer, but something about his song "Superstition" brings out the funk in my trunk. I know it's not just in my head because Sherman Hemsley saw me dancing to it once and gave me a certificate of funkitude, duly notarized by Black Jesus Himself. The shores of Lake Como were moved to Canada for the…

That may be the dumbest, most pathetically absurd thing I've ever seen—and I've been to Vegas! Well, not really. But I meant to go! It looks awesome!

I can't say I'm a fan of tattoos. Even if they're incredible drawings, I'd still rather have the option of looking at a lover's body without the tattoo sometimes. To me, a tattoo is like putting up a billboard of a really great painting, and I have to look at it every time when I see the sunset. It's cool, sure,…

I…had…the time of my liiiiiife. Tusk!

Yay! Let's celebrate by having our mechanical cattle squeezers give us an approximation of a human hug!

I have a fondness for the username Walrus Rimjob, whose trenchant insights into all things awesome have been quoted by Reposted a7x Fan on at least one occasion.

I stand by my joke and all of the things I imagine that you imagine that it implies!

Putain?

That's not how he tells it. He says he just needs to keep some distance because he finds the white board on which you organize his meal schedule (to maximize nutrients) and leisure activities (to maximize efficiency) to be a bit oppressive.