Good advice! *shivers* Lousy Smarch weather!

"Yes yes—it's all a rich tapestry."

We elected the wrong Carter!

And in roughly the same voice:
"Ned Flanders is in trouble? May God have mercy on us all! Now, where did I put my shoes?"
"You left them in the den."
"In the den? May God have mercy on us all!"

I have about two hours of extra basement tapes stuff on dusty cassettes, and I can confirm that there's some great stuff that didn't get released. Some of it would greatly benefit from being redone, like "All-American Boy", which is great except for one jackass in The Band who makes dumb jokes in a dumb voice in the…

I've never been a big Neil Young fan, but damn can he put on a good show still. I saw a solo show at a concert hall about four years ago and, if anything, he sounded better with age.

I've been to about eight or ten shows, starting in 1992. My favorite shows were in the early to mid-1990s. When he was good, he was better than anything I've known. He still has his moments, to be sure.

It was a nod to the song, and yeah I agree. Ani di Franco did a nice cover of it on the banjo when I saw her open for Dylan in the mid-90s.

The Kids in the Hall? Less Than Kind? Also, Sensitive Skin and Call Me Fitz are reliably entertaining. There was a legal show called This is Wonderland that was fantastic. Also, I've heard that Slings and Arrows was the greatest thing that Todd Van Der Werff ever did see.

It depends on the day, for me at least. His voice has been broken for 20 years, but I don't really mind that so much—I like listening to him stomp the shit out of his voice on "Lonesome Day Blues" or "Pay in Blood", but I hate it when he gives the same delivery on every line instead of emoting. Reducing all songs to…

Most of the time. If they're trying to sound like Dylan, you have the recipe for fried hell in a crazy bowl. I think it's possible for people to take a Dylan song and sing it well, but you would undoubtedly have to sit through a lot of shite versions to hear a good one.

Stats are very important. It's good to ask potential lovers "what is the volume of your penis when erect?" because then you know exactly how much shamrock shake will be displaced onto the bathroom floor when you put his dick in it.

If there's a non-negotiable cut-off point for your fat tolerance (or thin tolerance), I'd say it's better to ask for a current picture than to waste somebody's time with a "low-stakes, no-expectations" date. Suppose your date is thrilled by you and your fascinating collection of bug-eating plants—there's still going…

For the hat trick, Cumberbatch will play Chaka Khan in the upcoming biopic Secretly a White British Guy: The Chaka Khan Story

Rickman would also make a rather fine snake.

And based on Bulgakov! I think I'd have to download or stream it, though, as I don't think there's an Ovation channel available locally (western Canada).

If you run into a pig in the morning, ok—you ran into a pig. If you run into pigs all day, then you're the pig!

The cows always put on their finest bonnets when Raylan the Squirrel comes around, the sound of his little squirrel boots clopping agreeably along the fence. As a squirrel marshal, he has been on the lookout for a noted credit card fraudster named Pig. Since all pigs are named Pig, he has his work cut out for him. …

Ugh, these goddamn pun threads give me diaeresis.

Jumping Jesus Tadpole Christ, how is it that I have never heard of this show? Goddamn this rock that I've been living under. *moves to upscale downtown boulder*