I do nazi the joke here.

The hair part is opposite. Clearly different...

Eddie Murphy would be my top choice. Imagine the vitriol that would be disseminated.

Everybody knows that the only way to get a black man on stage at the Oscar’s is to make him the host of the show.

This was a massive overpay for a dude that is gonna be Reggie Evans by the time his contract is up. The Cavs are gonna look like goddamn fools if they don’t get a ship this year.

It’s the first thing I thought when I saw it. It’s a sweet jacket.

I saw Sicario with my wife last week. When we got home she saw me googling denim jackets to find something similar to the one Daniel Kaluuya wears, closed the laptop and just shook her head at me.

That’s not the jacket I want

This is going to be like when everybody wanted that jacket Ryan Gosling wears in Drive, except they aren’t ridiculously handsome like Gosling is and ended up looking like this:

I have no idea how much ESPN fantasy guru Matthew Berry gets paid, but it probably isn’t enough given that he is very much the backbone of the biggest sports website in the world

The games, and therefore the meticulously crafted brand, are televised. That’s it. It’s why guys get strict penalties for throwing a football in the stands but Greg Hardy gets paid $13 million after throwing a woman on a pile of guns. Or, more succinctly, why Ray Rice was suspended for two games until somebody saw…

I can see having a uniform policy for certain reasons...but are words on eye black *really* that much of a distraction on the field?

Fell down seven times, got up, ate.

OH! I know! Something about Jesus?

The best kind of griefing would be keep the enemy alive until it’s past the 2 hours mark, and then kill them.

Read the article. It’s 10 bucks.

I’m not sure if you understand how stealing works. Asking people to give you money in return for a very clearly defined product with an equally clearly defined limited life cycle is not, by any possible defitition of the word, stealing.

Everybody is gonna ask for a steam refund after they die. Honestly, this is a dumb game mechanic/business model that will stir up some type of controversy.