Why the hell is it that every big game player plays his big game best against the Raptors?

Same thing happened to my friend- he got charged with assault and battery when he leveled Brad in accounting with a devastating elbow while he was distracted by a regional conference call.

This sets a dangerous precedent and should not happen.

What’s crazy is, that looks exactly like the sort of hit on a wide receiver over the middle that was celebrated for like 50 years.

’Tis the season for jolly old St. Kickolas.

Bah gawd, that’s Nathan Peterman’s music!

How bad is it that Bill Simmons was the self aware one here?

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

This is a weird way to tell us you drafted David Johnson first for your fantasy team.

Anytime you can take the starting PG from a 9-22 squad in a shitty Pac-12, you have to do it. Can’t miss talent!

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

1. Badges are the most effective boosts (a silver catch-and-shoot with a handful of skill points will outshoot a maxed-out guy with no badges) and they can’t be bought. You have to earn them over time in games and team practices. It’s a grind but it’s worth it, especially since other players cannot simply buy their…

Wherever you happen to fall on Serena’s behavior Saturday night—for what it’s worth I’m probably somewhere between Jenkins and Levin—surely we can all agree that the umpire failed miserably

Finally, the trade war with China has helped an American worker.

Am I wrong to think that there’s a heavy dose of irony that this particular brand of lament is posted here on Deadspin, where many (most) times facts take a backseat to hot-takey opinions? This place is just as culpable in the death of traditional media as anywhere else. In fact - name me one outlet private or…

I think the loss of journalism jobs was inevitable. I hate the term “market correction”, because it’s douchey and what-not, but I think journalism employment was a bubble, just like so many other fields. It sucks for the people who built their careers doing NEWSROOM JOURNALISM, but some of those folks refused to…

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

The Matt Patricia “reporting” from last week.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah