The dude is making tons of money from all of the videos about these issues.

The reusable Tianlong-3

This is an A+ effort to include relevant current events.  Bravo!

Thankfully they can bribe their local politicians to get their records cleaned up and not worry about that being a crime anymore. Just make sure you deliver your bribe after your politician cleans up your record and not before... because it’s a gratuity for great political service, not a bribe - duh.

Came here to post this, not even mad I got beat to it.

There’s only one good use for this - Cannonball!

Thank goodness. I don’t think the world could handle two of them.

It looks like a Pep Boys threw up.

I bet it’s the only one made in that color combination for that year with an even numbered VIN. 

“’Never drive uphill, me boys.’ -Robert E. Lee” - Donald J. Trump

John Force is probably talking when he’s unconscious too. He’s a god damn national treasure. 

Wwaiting for the following resolution:

So, so many car snobs on this site...and I have been guilty of it, too, throughout my life. But I had one of these for a rental when I was on assignment for about 10 months and I was quite impressed. It was a comfortable, nicely equipped, solidly built (yes, really!), nice handling, decently quick car. I wasn’t going…

It’s because they didn’t spring for the Tru-Kote, right?

He obviously never drove a Ford LTD station wagon from the late 80's.  

Take his license, crush his car and make him watch.

In fairness to Elon, he made the assumption that the apocalypse will totally flatten out the surface of the earth so there will be no issues.

“that was her signal to apologize and promise to behave”

You should be using it every time you park it, flatlander. Reaching down and pulling the parking brake when you park ought to be second nature, something you do on sheer muscle memory alone. It is how I was taught. It don’t seize up if you are constantly using it. Hell, I use mine even at stop lights or waiting on…

Damn it, take your star!