Pickup trucks. I always seem to run into two types of pickup drivers in my area. The first is someone who works in a trade who is constantly driving around the neighborhood while on their phone. They’re generally going 10 below the speed limit and stopping randomly in the middle of the street because their mind is…

Trucks with flags.

80/94 in NW Indiana (The Devil’s Expressway), when its not a parking lot of semi-trucks, is a racetrack for clapped-out Altimas weaving in and out of the semi trucks.

I dunno, this all sounds like shit Elon would do. I wouldn’t rule him out just yet.

I may have used them to push start a dead car or two. 

Was hoping you were going for a “and the coffee was still hot!”, but great story anyway. Yep, and if you didn’t let that hose-water run for a bit it was hot & nasty.

Yep.

I think the Hummer is even dumber than the Cybertruck. Just the stupidest fucking vehicle. 

This really is the dumbest timeline.

All this, just for deadly dihydrogen monoxide.

It’s the new TikTok challenge.

You beat me to it—the irony of old Jalopnik needing new Autopian, formed by former Jalopnik writers, to come up with posts is super-thick.

Jalopnik aggregating an Autopian article has a real full-circle feeling about it.

Many commenters across the Redditverse say that, yes, it is worth the long wait for your food.

Stroker Ace is more realistic than Days of Thunder.

One of my favorite pieces of Days Of Thunder Trivia is that the most realistic part of the movie is that there are cars that are on a track. And it pretty much ends there. 

was, and still is!

Ringleader: “We will just stop him on a narrow section of road where he cannot go around us. I have thought of everything!”

A black and white cookie.

Yes, my driver’s seat selfie is killing my love life. And every other picture of me. And my appearance. And also my personality.