If anything, I’d go with 3 feet. It looks like Model Village in Hot Fuzz. Timothy Dalton could get impaled on one of those turrets.

With no clear scale of reference in the photo, those could be 3 feet tall or 30 feet tall...

And isn’t a castle supposed to be the most important building in the area? A village FULL of castles is just dumb and pathetic.

This reminds me of Bernie Wrightson’s Frankenstein graphic novel.

So, no Monster Dogs?

If you’re curious about this Cartoonist Kayfabe did an episode on the entire book on YouTube. It’s is astonishing. I just got my copy yesterday and have been pouring over it.

I’d pay good money to see Chris Pratt die repeatedly.

It’s actually a The Edge of TomorrowLive Die Repeat sequel.

Right? Even with the track record that time-travel movies have, this doesn’t make much sense.

Nailed It!

“In The Tomorrow War, the world is stunned when a group of time travelers arrive from the year 2051 to deliver an urgent message: Thirty years in the future mankind is losing a global war against a deadly alien species. The only hope for survival is for soldiers and civilians from the present to be transported to…

The reason is simple: One features armored rhinoceroses and one doesn't. 

That’s a mischaracterization of what Rotten Tomatoes does. It aggregates reviews. The percentages give an indication of the proportion of reviewers or audience members who liked a given movie. It’s not a measure of which is objectively better and never claimed to be.

I really feel like the Ow My Balls cinematic universe really went off the rails with OMB3.

I liked Black Panther. A lot. It was an important movie I was happy to support. The acting was good and the worldbuilding and art design was top notch. The costumes and sets were fantastic.
Bur visually it was adequate. In terms of cinematography it was fine. The story was completely paint-by-numbers with no surprises…

And in ten years, both will be surpassed by Ow My Balls IV.

Apparently the critic’s beef with the film is that was too darn eerie for their liking.

Citizen Kane and Black Panther both had heart, but Man Getting Hit By Football had a football in the groin.

At the same time...RT has never pretended that the Tomato Meter is some absolute barometer of quality.

Well, if nothing else, it has a framing device that is jarringly out of structure. Plus, this framing device relies upon a large number of people somehow witnessing Kane’s final moments and last whispered words in his private bedroom. I honestly think that Welles would’ve found a more elegant solution to that problem…

Well my life is ruined now.