take the banner, leave the cannolis.

Sure would be a shame if something bad happened to this here bannah. Bannahs get wicked hurt every day, you know...

The Italian American Defamation League has a few words that it would like to share with you in private.

I have a feeling that these fine upstanding gentlemen are not entirely unfamiliar with what to do with items of value that just happen to have fallen off the back of a truck.

“Car repossessions are major bummers, and they happen all too often in a climate where auto dealerships prey on the financially vulnerable.”