FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Honestly, I don’t know what your beef is. The two of them happened to meat under tough circumstances, and their love is rare, so let them enjoy it. It's clear they're searing hot for each other, but each of them seem to maintain a cool center and I think that's admirable. And Gwen is among the most beautiful women in…