It might be more helpful to list the price in ounces of meth vs dollars for this particular sale.

I don't think I could ever grow an epic enough mullet to own this work of art. Oh, and definitely CP. 

It’s fucking voice acting. Race of the voice actor/character doesn’t matter, the only thing that matters is that the voice fits. This shit is becoming nonsensical.

I remember when I first looked at Hyundais (back in the Excel days), a new leak from them looked like this.  They sure have changed since the early 90s.

Fuck this weak ass shit. Birth of a Nation is an awful film but guess what, D.W. Griffith’s “Intolerance” isn’t! Ya ever seen that?? I damn sure didn’t see you mention it, which would have added nuance to this Honey Ham of an article.

A. This article... Good lord - what an inflammatory joke. If this were a real hate crime... okay, but it wasn’t. Video footage and an FBI investigation proves that, let it go. I mean, you said that despite the outcome, you don’t buy it because the FBI is racist and implied that all of NASCAR was somehow okay with the…

> you may be surprised to learn that the term “cracker” is used as an ironic honorific by Floridians and Georgians of long standing.

And you may be surprised what word people of color use as an ironic honorific.

Yes. Perhaps it is my Midwest naivete, but I will stand by my assertion that there are non-racist contexts for nooses.

...the FBI is not necessarily a reliable authority on crimes against Black people. The organization who harassed and surveilled Martin Luther King, Jr for years, has determined that this is a harmless, non-hate-crime noose.

To be fair to dodge how many problems can their 2 cars have after 13+ years in production?  I figure those should be worked out by now

“It should be noted that, as an organization with a long history of harming Black people, the FBI is not necessarily a reliable authority on crimes against Black people. The organization who harassed and surveilled Martin Luther King, Jr for years, has determined that this is a harmless, non-hate-crime noose.”

And the phillips head screw drivers all have crosses!

Yeah, I think I’m just about done being told how racist I am by this website. Goodbye jalopnik, I'll be over on thedrive.

Wallace himself is still furious about the situation, as we all should be

“They talk about all the ‘innovations’—which he did. But they never really talked about the implications of Birth of a Nation, never really talked about how the film was used as a recruiting tool for the KKK...”

For a garage door? Ropes are pretty good if you want them low enough for any person to grab while taller folks, or folks carrying expensive shit don’t run into something hard all the time while walking through.

So question.... when is a loop a noose, or a noose not a noose? or are we just going to call any tied loop a noose.... if the loop doesn’t tighten its not a noose... which this one was concluded not to close so its not a noose. Even in the off road community loops like these are commonplace to loop around a tree stump…

Agreed -- it appears to be a misunderstanding.  I enjoy how this article keeps making the argument for racism anyway though.

“So the current “explanation” going around my racist family is that it was the pull handle for the garage.”

“the FBI is not necessarily a reliable authority on crimes against Black people.” The Onion can’t create satire that is better than real life.