Except that he isn’t. I’m not a fan of Trump, but he’s doing everything he can to not get into a conflict with Iran. He may tweet about it, but when Bolton was doing everything he could to get Trump to attack Iran, Trump refused.

American interests have to do with keeping the Strait of Hormuz open for international…

Will it blend?

Good. Compelled speech has no value anyway. 

We appreciate the quick action of our team member who stopped the vehicle.*

Wouldn’t it make sense to add AWD to these? The new M5 can actually put the power to the ground without it turning tires into expensive smoke and still perform like a RWD car when you want it to. Seven zillion horsepower is great until some 350HP AWD car is halfway down the road while you are still trying to…

The only time I consider it “artificial” is if speakers are pumping sound into the cabin. One of the big differences in the sound of the BMW vs.the Jaguar is that the Jaguar is supercharged, which has a completely different effect on the exhaust sound. Turbos lend themselves to quieter exhaust in general or, in the…

That isn’t in the same universe as the F-Type R/SVR.

I like that Koenigseggegeegeg is upset about their car’s perceived auction value, but seemingly unbothered by its association with an African dictator who has stolen the money to buy their vehicle.

Yes. I was banned on Jezebel (probably after my first post) but my witty insights are still (somewhat) appreciated here. 

In my house, NSX stands for “no sex”. As in “if you buy this NSX, you will get no sex until you buy something less expensive.”

I agree with the rolling coal bullshit. I’ve had that happen a few times. I suspect it’s because I drive a “foreign” sports car. It did make me want to punch someone. 

The downside is that, as a single dude with absolutely no need for a truck, I not only look like an asshole in a truck, I am an asshole in a truck. I take up more space on the road. I stretch the capacity of parking spots. I pollute. I make noise. I hate myself for it.

So I get to speed and relax on the side of the road chatting with the police? Where do I sign up?

I’m only getting 190 HP per liter in my car out of a 2.0 4 cylinder. I’m going to write a strongly worded letter to Mercedes and find out why they are slacking.

With that in mind, Koenigsegg claims it set a time of 31.49 seconds over a distance of 1.27 miles

I’m going to need you to purchase a few grand in carbon offsets from my company to make up for your environmental transgressions. I will in no way do anything to help the environment, but I promise to enjoy your money. 

The Corvette, reportedly stolen over 20 years ago

The video that starts at 1:43 comes from 2059. That’s impressive.

I probably would too. I drive a CLA45 AMG, so I’m not against 4 cylinder sports cars. 

Other 4 cylinder performance/sports cars:

Camaro 1LT 2.0 3350 lbs.
Subaru BRZ 2800 lbs.
Subaru WRK Sti 3390 lbs.
Porsche 718 Cayman 2900 - 3000 lbs.
Mercedes CLA45 AMG 3360 - 3480 lbs.