Apparently the volume knob on the stereo was missing as well. 

Counterpoint: Fuck these people.

I agree, but how do you get past the utter blandness? I love the interior, and I’m sure it’s great to drive, but at some point you have to look at the exterior. Maybe an option to temporarily blind the driver while they are guided by a series of beeps to get them in the car would help. 

What the actual fuck did I just watch? I had 104 degree fever once, and I didn’t see anything this weird.

They were probably just hoping he would burn to death so everyone could get some sleep. 

Thanks, I would have never guessed that:

Does a skid plate like this cause any aerodynamic issues or cooling issues?

I have it on good authority that if you don’t assault people or commit crimes, your chances of ending up in jail plummet dramatically. Don’t assault people and then complain about how you are treated. 

Does it weigh more or less than my house? 

1st Gear: Yes, my computer appreciates in value every time Microsoft releases a Windows 10 update. I’m going to sell this one I just built for $1000 for $2000 next year once all the patches are released. Genius!

They meant “more betweener.”

I don’t get all the hate in the Jalopnik comments about this car. I think it looks great, more like the supercars it is trying to emulate, it sounds incredible, and it will be an excellent value for the level of performance. Is it a badge thing?

You got me. There is no value in the work of anyone who isn’t the one-percent. They are the only “high-value” workers. What a smug bastard.

Ya, the one percent are moving there. Everyone else is leaving.

This is what happens when they don’t put the wiper protector on your car when they wash it. A single run through the automatic car wash caused this. 

And I’ll get Man In The High Castle from torrents

Pretty much every expert agrees the only solution for the foreseeable future is for us, as a society, to fly less, which brings us back to the taxes. In theory, taxes make sense as a way to discourage behavior and use the proceeds to pay for improvements in the behavior we want to encourage, like cleaner travel.

The men’s World Cup last year generated $6 billion in revenue compared to the women’s which generated $131 million. The men were paid 7 percent of that revenue at $400 million, and the women were paid 23 percent of their revenue at $30 million. If the women were to be paid the same amount as the men, they would have…

Are people buying these? I’ve seen 3 or 4 in Indy, but not knowing the subtle differences between model years, I can’t tell if they are newer or older models. I can’t see someone in their right mind paying 6 figures for a twelve year old platform, but what do I know?

I have a 2016 CLA45 AMG with “only” 375 HP. It weighs around 3400 pounds. My best 0-60 time was 3.9 seconds in race mode. These things are a blast to drive, especially with the sport exhaust. At full throttle, the upshift to 2nd with the paddles sounds like someone is trying to start a gang war. It’s based off the…