Now do away with daytime running lights that only light the headlamps.  Nearly every day, I see someone driving at night with their DRL on, assuming that since they can see ahead of themselves, and their all-electronic dash is lit, then their tail lamps are also lit (they are not).  Dark vehicles in unlit areas are…

Those floor mats brought a smile to my face. Where’d you get them?

Those Gucci floormats are the buried lede of this post! They deserve their own post entirely.

What would we ever do without the valiant dealerships acting in the best interest of consumers protecting us from the big evil Feds?

The beady-eyed headlights, the utter blankness of its fascia, the jowly flabbiness of its proportions...yup, I’d say the “stylist” was paying homage to Putin’s favorite bitch:

It sounds like someone trying to describe a Fiat 500e over the phone, but without specifying any proportions, and the person writing down the nodes wrote it as if it was a full sized SUV

“striking a median and flipping.”

All insurance is trash, so it’s hard to just point the finger at Tesla here. And I’m curious if it’s actually “Tesla” insurance or if they’re just white-labeling a third-party provider.

Why anyone would want to hand Elon money at this point is beyond me. 

I used to stop the pumps on people who did that when I worked at a gas station. I cleaned up too many pools of gasoline left on the pad and argued with too many people who didn’t think they had to pay for the five gallons of gas they squirted all over.

I stopped swiping my card at the pump after my credit card got hacked by a skimmer a few years ago, so now I either use cash or the (supposedly) more secure tap-to-pay.

If there are ARROWS on the ground, showing the intended directions of traffic flow through the pumps..... FOLLOW THEM!!!!!

When all the rollerdogs are behind this sign:

With any luck, they’ll either catalyze in hell or be reinCARnated, perhaps as a non-profit’s work truck