Maybe. Afterward, will she fall over while attempting to light a cigarette?

Eh, I hope Will has not jumped the shark on this one. Lifetime movies are already hilarious.

Dingy ate my baby!

Almost there!

The frenulum has swung too far.

The commisure? So *that’s* what this song is about.

Thanks. Now I have “Me and You and a dog named Boo” in my head. (Cannot unsee the hair.)

Puiggy Back

I would have laughed but I’m not sure if my phone is on mute.

I’m calling Charlie Trotter as the chef in #1.

That menu must have weighed 10 lbs, so I’m guessing this is a Greek diner.

More like Through and Through Burger.

“Great idea. I would sign this bill.” - Mike Pence

Archie, it’s supposed to be just a *pinch* between your cheek and gum.

Came here for Billy Joel. Still have no clue about any of the other artists mentioned.

Step 1: Stop reading Deadspin, Gawker, Jezebel...

He told her to question the existence of dog.

In 2002, my wife was six months preggers with our first child. Rush was touring to support the Vapor Trails album. We sprung for front row seats to the show in Milwaukee and made the 4 hr trek from Indiana.

I got to sing a snippet of “Carry on Wayward Son” at a Kansas concert in 1995.

I didn’t think you could get pregnant doing Amal.