"Oh, it slipped" does also not work during sexytime.

John Cazale

Baseball, hot dogs having sex with apple pie, and Chevrolet.

"Great food but chef is not friendly. Would not go back. 2 stars." -ClaytonD23

Alexander is a peaceful dude. He did not try to fight bok.

Annnnnnnnnd down the stretch he comes!

"I save breasts." - your dad

Was it a conscious uncoupling?

no Andrew Luck?

ET phone home.

In Hampton's defense, he was probably drunk.

I've always been partial to the Mega Maid.

I've always been partial to the Mega Maid.

I can't decide whether she looks like Nick Nolte's mugshot or Bill the Cat.

So I guess this shit...

"Everybody poops... sometimes." - Michael Stipe

+1 for wisdom

The aggressor's name: Seal Cosby.

I read this in Stefon's voice.