And don't even let me start on the Barbies.

Terrific memoir. Recommended!

One sweeper admitted she'd once won a bacon-scented iPhone alarm clock. Can't do much with that.

I recently visited Portland for the first time. I did not realize Portlandia was a documentary.

Only if he gets his neck sliced with a box cutter.

Where did you find the cover art? It is beautiful.

Spectator like to watch free fight. He save bread.

Re: rectal infection.... was the doc using the whole fist?

In all fairness, the owners were being tricky.

FWB is the new DWB

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Anybody want a peanut?

Your dooing it wrong.

Biden Sits for Daguerreotype

Nothing humble about that. You win, and God bless.

Wolverines! (I was 12. Give me a break.)

He's just trying to relate.

I quit going to Pizza Hut because they cut the server's hours to avoid Obamacare. My wife and I now make our own pizza and it is way better, bacon or not. And if you have to have bacon, have it with a garlic and olive oil sauce, accompanied with taleggio cheese, arugula and fig jam.

They forgot naked models in body paint.