Re: rectal infection.... was the doc using the whole fist?

In all fairness, the owners were being tricky.

FWB is the new DWB

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Anybody want a peanut?

Your dooing it wrong.

Biden Sits for Daguerreotype

Nothing humble about that. You win, and God bless.

Wolverines! (I was 12. Give me a break.)

He's just trying to relate.

I quit going to Pizza Hut because they cut the server's hours to avoid Obamacare. My wife and I now make our own pizza and it is way better, bacon or not. And if you have to have bacon, have it with a garlic and olive oil sauce, accompanied with taleggio cheese, arugula and fig jam.

They forgot naked models in body paint.

I see dead people.

Anything? Like wash the car?

Nice dress, but I think this was take at the Being John Malkovich premiere.

Old woman? His name is Dennis!

Stefon says hi.

Libby, why you hatin' on Indiana?

Skyline: Causing Farts Since 1949