Knock knock?

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

Paging Daniel Snyder!

Is this related to the tweet beat?

Bangkok, Oriental city.

Wang pulls out. Does not consummate deal.

I figured it would be called "Rate My Oppressor."

Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody wang chub tonight.

More like may the foreskin be with you, amirite?

You are overreacting. Sheesh.

Maybe he had just read Eats, Shoots & Leaves.

I wonder how they're going to raise the funds. They don't seem like the bake sale type.

Too bad Nolan Ryan wasn't umpiring.

Am I the only one who had Hannibal Lecter come to mind?

I hear ya!

It sank after hitting an iceberg.

Holy carp, I'm guessing all the Coltfreaks.com posters also read Deadspin. Who knew they could read?

You're poor and white?

I drove through this last night. It was a PITA.

Lawn game made from pipes?