Just go to the EPA in Denver and sit in the hallway. Two birds, one stone.

I would like to have seen Montana.

A 4 month ban? That bites.

I'm guessing the air in said hallway ain't so clean, either.

Connecticut? Uh, I'm from Indiana.

"At least they didn't use same combination that's on my luggage." - Pres. Skroob

b5a2112014? Someone must be a Rush fan.

This +100. Creating an opponent is for DailyKos.

Uh, don't say hamstring. No jinxing allowed.

"Ever do any fishing?" -Bill Cosby

The girl's name is Morgan, but it's pronouced "More-gone."

Good, Abortion, and News are three words that, all in a row, I find incongruous.

Compromise: Moron Match

Wow, what a beautiful dress!

This is Bud Selig's fault

Rec if you initially read this as Project Breast.

About 10 years from now: "Hey, Future, give me your lunch money. Now!"

Eh, I came here just to say Neil Peart could have done it better.

300 sandwiches

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