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You want to know the real tragedy? It's this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt127205… and more specifically it's the fact that this shittily animated, shittily acted fictionalized account of Strelka and Belka's journey was on permanent replay at my house for six months once my kid discovered it on Netflix.

I...I couldn't help myself.

Cool, thanks. .... <3

Yes, we're looking into it.

If the guy truly had a gun, the driver wouldn't have had a chance. That lethargic BRZ acceleration would've been like shooting a stationary target.

what

Because it's fat.

Possibly because our commenters make more sense and give real feedback?

Yeah that's a low rating tornado around F1-F2. Good thing he was in the car and not in the process of ingress/egress.

The part that has stuck with me the most isn't even the visual of the shark that close to her. It's the sound of the sharks teeth/jaws clenching down on the spear over and over as it swam away eating the fish off of it like a shush kabob. "CLANG CLANG CLANG clang clang...", even as it had already dissapeared out of…

I am also an animal murderer. I may have shared this in an old DU!AN (remember those?), but:

I had put off mowing the law for a few weeks (I am around 16 years old at this time). I go to mow a particularly thick patch of grass when the mower makes this awful gargling noise and grinded to a halt.

My fiancé and I were spearing fish in the Bahamas last Thursday. She went down about 30 feet and speared a nice snapper, but was too tired to bring the fish up herself. So she came to the surface and I went down to get the fish. I brought the fish up and handed her the spear with the fish on it. As she was swimming…

I once fed a raccoon a pop tart while sitting at a bus stop. The dude just took pieces of it from my hand. That was a chill ass raccoon.

I bet you'd make your way into her folds.

Why are you measuring this bike's weight in butter? IS PAULA DEEN FINALLY MAKING HER WAY BACK INTO THE FOLD?

I was wrong. :D

Is it because it's a terrible plane? It's because it's a terrible plane, isn't it?