The part that has stuck with me the most isn't even the visual of the shark that close to her. It's the sound of the sharks teeth/jaws clenching down on the spear over and over as it swam away eating the fish off of it like a shush kabob. "CLANG CLANG CLANG clang clang...", even as it had already dissapeared out of…

I am also an animal murderer. I may have shared this in an old DU!AN (remember those?), but:

I had put off mowing the law for a few weeks (I am around 16 years old at this time). I go to mow a particularly thick patch of grass when the mower makes this awful gargling noise and grinded to a halt.

My fiancé and I were spearing fish in the Bahamas last Thursday. She went down about 30 feet and speared a nice snapper, but was too tired to bring the fish up herself. So she came to the surface and I went down to get the fish. I brought the fish up and handed her the spear with the fish on it. As she was swimming…

I once fed a raccoon a pop tart while sitting at a bus stop. The dude just took pieces of it from my hand. That was a chill ass raccoon.

I was wrong. :D

Is it because it's a terrible plane? It's because it's a terrible plane, isn't it?

Nope. No other stories about cut players... Only Michael Sam got a story.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

I remember hearing stories about those cannons that would shoot tennis balls at the birds. The birds soon learned that the cannons made an audible click just before firing, so the birds would fly up at the sound of the click, only to return after the cannon had fired.

If you read some of the other comments as well as the actual court proceedings, it seems the jury wasn't necessarily justifying the revenge homicide, but declaring that there wasn't any evidence that the father in question actually committed the crime. No GSR, no weapon, etc.

I have a friend who was involved in a terrible accident, they had been partying all night and got in the car, they slammed into a car illegally parked and pinned a woman, described as a "saint" in the community, who was putting something into the trunk between the back end of the parked car and the front end of their…

My thoughts exactly, I'd just fax back 1000 copies of a picture of a middle finger

I'm butt pregnant with a dump.

I drove a Yellow Cab in Pittsburgh in summer of 1969. Of course, they were Checker Marathons. The things were monsters, they could take about anything you could dish out to them. The backseat had too much leg room, but that was where the short ride people put their bags. Only used the jump seats once that whole…

Lot of things about Kobe are myth, like how clutch he his, his killer instinct, and how he mentors young players.

Unlike lebron, kobe isn't a leader and he doesn't make his teammates better. And unknown to his mindless fans, he rode the shoulders of Shaq to his first three titles and was on his way to Chicago before Pau came in and won him two more.

So basically this..