This one from New Zealand is way better.

I would already be in one if I wasn't scared shitless by VW's Russian roulette reliability over the last decade.

Did you already move to Philly?

The one being driven by the underdog. Everyone thinks it's the jock but its really the bad boy mysterious loner who spends all class in the parking lot working on his car with a shitty exterior. He proves it at the end when he beats the jock in a race and then the cheerleader gives him a handy on the ride back to the…

Amazing - there were already ugly McMansions back then!

Also, don't try forklift donuts.

Did it come with white rim Oakley's and a flat-bill energy drink hat?

Point. But can we agree on a rough percentage of douches? I'm going with at least 51%.

Driving that fast, weaving like that in traffic, and endangering the lives of those around automatically makes them all douches.

Uh oh, another one blindly deferring to money. Many pseudo-capitalist Randian libertarian types still pretend that wealth is built through being responsible and intelligent and working hard - funny how the opposite of that is so often seen on the road.

As an owner of many expensive cars: running these speeds in heavy traffic makes you a douchenozzle. All of these dudes. It's not about the money.

I caught methane in a jar once. Deduce that!

Sorry, I forgot gasoline distillation created energy out of nothingness.

Since we're talking big picture, only energy from the sun is a net 'fuel' on Earth. Perhaps you can count the heat of the mantel and core to go with that.

So proud, Doug! You've joined the 1% of LR owners that actually use their trucks for off-roading. Navigating puddles at Whole Foods aside.

Around 8 minutes in, I recommend playing this:

THIS over 4K please!

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