0-0 tie, man that was a great way to spend 90 minutes of my life.

That clears it up. Similarly, I now have a blood vendetta against every Jalop writer, commenter, reader, or casual acknowledger based solely on this post.

I'm not arguing that the car shouldn't have been on that bridge, but the cyclist seemingly made no attempt to move over or slow down, and almost looks to have hit the car on purpose. I know a few cyclists that wear helmet cams like this, and the majority are colossal douches. (Blow through lights and stop signs, but…

Fun fact....according to Autoguide 40% of Stingrays are sold with 3-pedals and 55% are sold with the Z51 suspension package. So Patrick called it and said the new Z06 will be faster than the Viper...I'm gonna take it a step further and put this Zo6 in the top 5 best American sports cars...ever.

Many cars that are lowered and stanced have hydraulics in the suspension, to help them get off the slightest of curbs. This one doesn't. There's nothing like waking up in the morning to a nice hot cup of "SCRAPE CRUNCH CRUNCH SCRAPE CRUNCH" to start your day.

"And he hasn't given a reason."

I live in the non rich part of Cobb. That is exactly the mindset this county has, the roads on my side of town suuucckkkkk. No money makes it to my side of town.

They're definitely saying "fuck her," because she's black and has the nerve to be a commissioner in C.O.B.B. County. Perhaps, on some ol' rapey southern plantation shit, they're saying it literally.

and also that you can do burnouts in rear-drive cars with big V8s! I'm really breaking new ground here.

In retrospect, "V8 roar breaks FROM LITERALLY EVERYWHERE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE INSIDE THE V8 IT IS A THUNDERSTORM OF ENGINE NOISE" might have been more appropriate.

Exponentially better visibility. Plus OEM projector HIDs don't shine any bright light above bumper level. I get blinded about 10 times by raised trucks with unadjusted halogen reflectors for every 1 HID. Plus the only times I have been blinded by HIDs have either been non-projectors or shitty aftermarket jobs.

A welcome bit of sanity on Jalopnik. People judging another dude's daily driver because he didn't get the most batshit insane high performance model is the norm here, and frankly I'm tired of it.

I absolutely, 100% agree. You want a light, lithe little rear-drive fun machine? Get a Toyobaru or a Miata. Want a brash, bruiser of a muscle car that can actually stop and handle? Get a Camaro/Mustang/Challenger in one of 37 flavors. Want a sedan that can hold it's own on the Nürburgring and then drive you home? Buy…

Has there been a better time in history to be a Jalop than right now?

I'm at my job right now, what are you doing besides sitting at home with no pants on and leaving stupid comments behind a burner account?

Might I remind you

unfortunately, that would make it sound like a viper v10.

"Give me a Hellcat AMC Marlin or give me death."