Is this your neighbor?

Thank god someone has spoken out! My neighbor is addicted to these things. He actually sits in a chair and swings his arm to increase the "steps" he took that day. Its an addiction. He tells me his numbers "go through the roof" when he jerks off, as the bracelet is on his main working hand. And yet he wonders why…

Are you saying that 7 Fast and the Furious movies have lied to me?

I was about to hook up with this dude who drove a Porsche until I got in it and realized it was a fucking automatic. The fuck?

"56 percent view men who drive exotic or fast cars as being show-offs or arrogant, and 17 percent perceive them as being insecure."

Recommended your post mainly for your spot-on comment about sticks vs automatics. People, if you can't drive stick, you don't need a high-performance sports car. If you are that into the idea of getting one, well then surely you can take the time to learn stick.

What about classic cars, like mine?

Well, here's the thing. I was raised by a guy who raced motorcycles. I grew up at the racetrack, around bikers and gearheads and things motorized. I was taken to car shows because I thought they were fun. I really like cars and I like to drive the fuck out of a good car. I have dated more than one guy for his car —…

I don't know about that, I can think of at least one German butt that I would like to follow around:

I will bet 1000$, and I say this as an owner of TWO old german cars with over 200k miles on them, it will be something electrical that goes wrong first.

I take it by that statement you don't count the current R?

Let's just say I'll believe it when I see it...

No, no. I want that powertrain in a Volkswagen Scirocco. And I want available in the US.

I'd at least give them this

It will be bought by 300 customers and VW will never make an Über Golf again.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

I'm really, so sorry, but when was the last time VW announced anything cool followed by the words "it will be sold in North America" AND actually followed through on it?

Wait.. is this from the same VW that says it'll sell a diesel, AWD stickshift wagon in the US?

Crackpipe only because it doesn't have the mandatory double-tube light bar that was/is required on 80's toyota 4x4's.