That's pretty easy to do with a normal cable. Here's how:

I'm pretty sure nobody would drive this thing unless they had to, so now that it's been impounded, what's the guy supposed to do to get to work? Or if he's unemployed, how is he supposed to get/maintain a job with no wheels? Is there any sort of reasonable public transit where this guy is from?

This is so awesome. I wish they'd do this more often, especially at Hockey games. I don't know what it is, but hockey parents are the WORST. Maybe because the gear is so expensive, and the game is already pretty violent. Here's a note, parents: Your kids won't play any better (in fact, they don't even notice, or…