I would have gone with Shippy Van Boatenstein.

I know who’s buying a Lappin.

This is good kingia.

Make Pam’s Vagina Great Again!

Came here to comment on that headline, “Way to bury the lede.”

Best Of Highlight Reel?

Assholes or not, people driving cars still have to look out for them because if you don’t, you could end up in a collision with one which has a chance of ending the rider’s life. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t be okay with that, even if it’s technically their fault. Better to keep your eyes open.

Yes, you should sell your car. The light rail station opens this month.

When an old Polish-American Jewish guy can’t say “ghetto”, you realize how much times have changed.

“Reload without Content Blockers”

I was assuming the show part was the deal maker.

Kill the Queen!

Unimpressed with your Andrew Scott cosplay, Mr. Jones.

Or instead, wincing.

I’m sure one of the Bushes did.

How sad is Jeb! right now that his parents finally came to a school play and he isn’t even in it.

I like Bernie a lot, but I’ll be okay with Hillary if she wins. But, yeah, what you said.

Sorry, did not mean that personally. Thought it would be a fun poke. Apparently, I was wrong. My apologies.