Not such a big nerd now, are ya? ;)

The Division. Surprised more people aren’t.

I guess if my wealth was the only thing shielding me from the life other trans people have to live, I’d be pretty supportive of a political party that seems dedicated to letting me keep it.

What a maroon.

Extraordinary, Mr./Ms. Holmes!

It’s so boring and repetitive, though.

Hold on to that idea. One day, though that day may never come, it will be the perfect comment on the perfect post and you will get a bazillion stars. Happy hunting!

Please address your angry tweets to Phil Schiller, the Apple exec currently in charge of fixing the forever broken in oh so many ways App Store:

But ice cream soup is soup as long as it isn’t ruined by too much chocolate. Haha.

If they had actual rockets in them, all sexes would be wearing heels all the time and they would cease to be gendered attire quick as that.

Spoilsport.

Steely Dan-ger?

Cat o’ nine dildos?

It ain’t bragging if it’s true!

Come and go with me it’s more fun to share

“...and as soon as I am ready to retire, I’m going full Marlon Brando.”

Not if she wears boy drag.

This is exactly how the world should work. Something must be horribly wrong.