Not such a big nerd now, are ya? ;)

The Division. Surprised more people aren’t.

I guess if my wealth was the only thing shielding me from the life other trans people have to live, I’d be pretty supportive of a political party that seems dedicated to letting me keep it.

Both/and, not either/or.

What a maroon.

Extraordinary, Mr./Ms. Holmes!

It’s so boring and repetitive, though.

Every time you use the picture of LISA Pathfinder, I think there is a new Hypercube movie coming out.

Hold on to that idea. One day, though that day may never come, it will be the perfect comment on the perfect post and you will get a bazillion stars. Happy hunting!

Please address your angry tweets to Phil Schiller, the Apple exec currently in charge of fixing the forever broken in oh so many ways App Store:

But ice cream soup is soup as long as it isn’t ruined by too much chocolate. Haha.

If they had actual rockets in them, all sexes would be wearing heels all the time and they would cease to be gendered attire quick as that.

People talk like authors actually get more than a small sliver of the price of a book. If that were true, fewer people would have a problem with it, I imagine.

Spoilsport.

Steely Dan-ger?

Cat o’ nine dildos?

It ain’t bragging if it’s true!

Come and go with me it’s more fun to share