The new font sucks!

This is where the Phish lives.

Katz or GTFO.

"Now that's a complaint."

Lyndon Johnson?

For me I think it's "I like that you drink. I like a bartender who drinks. Otherwise I feel like I'm being poisoned." I may or may yes identify with the character saying it.

And they banned me. Prudes.

There was some…unpleasantness.

Let's not and say we did!

This wildly corrupt former Vice President knows what's up!!

With all those quotation marks, I'm not sure that Chris knows.

"This ain't no five X whiskey! I can still see!"

The only one I've heard of from that list is Gena Lee Nolan.

We call that comment/username dissonance.

So far I've had a decent weekend (I'm off work today so it isn't over yet). Though I'm 90% sure I've been ghosted by a woman I met on Wednesday. On Friday I went to a showing of Repo Man through Meetup. And a rather attractive woman drove me home. I insisted I didn't need a ride (because I didn't) but I thought "How…

The A.V. Club

To make a shitload of money?

Guess who has two thumbs and zero chutzpah? This guy! I was telling myself: "BikeKike, I don't care how many people are in line behind you, if you see the cute cashier you need to ask her out." Hahaha nope. And of course twenty minutes later it occurred to me: "You idiot BikeKike you could have offered to let the guy…

Marah Freakin

Fucking badass guitar solo.