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Jeez! That guy even looks like a weird douchebag!

I would think that second option would exacerbate our sins.

That would be my version of snorting coke off of tits.

Mmm two things.

Same here!

That's more of an acid dropping realization.

Mmm boobs.

Well it sounds like you and phodreaw have a joke to figure out!

This seems like a good place to discuss things, even if it is kind of a vacuum.

Upvoted for not getting robbed.

Denver story, please.

Upvoted because me too.

*furtively sits in the opposite corner*

Going to movies alone is underrated.
You and I are the only sane ones!

Man. Comment/username synergy.

I rarely comment on Savage Love, and felt like making a Borat reference. I'm not helping.

They don't allow bees in here.

Yagshemahsh! Eez nice!

This should be a "Great" Job, Internet.