No, it doesn't.

I'm choosing Furst Born. Thursdays at 7PM.
Oh yeah, and I changed my name. I grew tired of BikeKike. This one might be a placeholder until I think of something more clever. If you want to leave me as BikeKike in the Cancellation League, I would be absolutely fine with that.

69 assholes tied in a knot!

"Ree-sees" makes me scream internally.

I would love to drop acid at that place.

James Woods?

Unfortunately no, he writes for StarWipe now.

Tom Green fucked your ex-girlfriend?

Clickbait abhors a vacuum.

Had this been an O'Neal during the daytime hours, you would have no problems with it.

You have a friend? Jealous.

What the fuck?

Skinny Pete.

SPOON!

Is that the Atlanta subway?

Hi Shelly!

And a mediocre subject for a Newswire. Please don't hit me Sam.

Biblically.

I'm actually more interested in the diplomatic side of things.
*Homer Simpson voice* NEEERD!!

How is July 1914: Countdown to War? Have you read The War That Ended Peace (and if so, how would you compare the two)? That's probably the period of history that I find most interesting, and I'm often on the lookout for more books about it.