Downvoted.

Mr. Meeseeks, can you get us more Great Job, Internets by Rob Dean?

I'm taking the kids, Internet.

Modern Marvels is great for hangovers. Soothing narration, and stock footage while not as "blah" as How It's Made.

Avatar/username/comment synergy.

Please vacate my lawn.

"Anti-drug propaganda of the past Lewis also studies the problem in a microcosm via the struggles of a man referred to in the story as 'the Distributor.'" For Gods sake is there a copy editor in the house??

Strippers?

The last sentence of Roger Ebert's review of Almost Famous: "Note: Why did they give an R rating to a movie perfect for teenagers?"

James Woods?

Papa?

Unlike Helena.

Indeed! I quite enjoyed it, though I think there should have been more insight (into the songwriting, and into why they were their own worst enemies). When it comes out in paperback I'll be buying a copy.

A penguin. And he's been drinking!

He's like Gene Krupa without the talent.

Sea World, SeaOrg. We're through the looking glass here people!

'Tis.

Goddamn lucky bastard.

Steve Pegues isn't Terrence Howard. That's one possibility off the list.

And pray tell Dustin, what the fuck are you today?