Kevin Spacey is goatse?

Again, don't know why I upvoted this.

Never goddamn worked all the way through.

As I've previously mentioned on this website, as a child I had a Barbie.
She frequently went without a shirt.

I think I found Cappadocious' proud Nubian princess.

I never had one. What the hell was the appeal of this toy?

That sounds even worse than CVS!

And with that, I'll be in my bunk.

We want details (as to why it was a terrible job)!

I wanted a copy of The Godfather: Don's Edition (it's a decent game) for my PS3, and Best Buy didn't have any in stock. So my dad and I went to Circuit City, and they had a copy. Which I purchased. That's my Circuit City story.

Oh god, now they're even more sociopathic!

I miss Giuseppe.

It works for everything!

This is going to be your logorrhea, isn't it?

I had a few troll dolls, never really gave a fuck about them. Though the warrior one was kind of neat.

The A.V. Club

It may have replaced Avenged Sevenfold Fan as my favorite.

Each week the losing contestant will be put on a missile, which will then be launched.
"You're fired."

I've heard of eleven of the contestants, and I know who ten of them are. Chael Sonnen?

There are people who don't want Idris Elba? More for me!