A tiny little pocket-sized national treasure.

Forfty percent of people know that.

The A.V. Club

It can be five things!

I want details.

Beeeg American titteez.

Dave Mustaine should get his hair cut.

I'll be in my bunk.

And a plagiarist.

Internet, you don't deserve nice things.

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No! Don't encourage him! Yuri Petrovich he is not.

Yeah, our sins. That's quite a bit of stress.

A trivia team name, at the very least.

*gets the hell off your lawn*

So I shouldn't trust you. Got it.

Indubitably.

A rewritten press release.

That would be much more interesting.

This is The A.V. Club. We wouldn't know.