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Smoke On the Water!

Once I was at a party and the host owned a theremin. We were all drinking and a few of us were smoking weed. Someone got up to get another drink and the theremin was still on. WooOOHooo. Hilarity.

I'm stealing that for the next time I go to trivia.

Have you seen his comment/upvote ratio? He can't just let that go!

Whamburger and some French cries!

Forget Serial season two, this thing has pictures!

http://www.newyorker.com/ma…

*deep resigned sigh*

I love you.

Yup. I grew up in Minnesota and the two Starter jackets I most remember people wearing were the Charlotte Hornets and the Dallas Cowboys.

Then fuck already!

Alien Jesus: "My plan is working perfectly…"

I think people who have a thing about not going to movies by themselves are silly. But you're one of the good ones Jesus!

That's cold, J. (and I like it)

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"Buzz, your prostitute, woof."

I like the little smile.

My favorite movie! As long as they don't try to make it into a musical, I could imagine this being good.

Come back talking sandwich!

Actually I use this account over there as well. This is all my fault, because I was ready for a change.