Good luck! That sounds insensitive but I don't mean to be insensitive.

We're Earthlings! Let's blow up Earth things!

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!

She seems to enjoy the Devil's lettuce more than Abbi does, which I can appreciate. Also, she seems to be more of a leader (I'm more of a follower).

The Replacements-Here Comes A Regular

Screaming Females-Hopeless

Ray Charles-I Got A Woman

Simon and Garfunkel-America

Un. Kim Jong-Il is already dead. KIM JONG-IL WILL NEVER DIE!!

This is good news! Also, I have a new avatar!

Hopefully it doesn't exist.

Upvoted for sticking to five.

Upvoted for The 'Mats and The National. You have other good stuff, but those two got you the upvote.

Transfer student orientation at the community college. If I get my shit together right quick I'll be starting class on the 19th. I was looking at my transcript from the community college in Minnesota, I've been out of college for four years. Yikes!

I love the expression he's making in the photo up top.

I hope to rend the universe in twain by finally getting a girlfriend.

Is there any other kind?

…swordfights

Me and my noodle arms.

…yeah