I got drunk.

Whose wine glass is whose? How about you never put it down?

It is, unfortunately. "Homer vs. Dignity", in season 12.

I like your username.

I wouldn't mind an opening in 2016. HEY-O!!

I think I was on drugs when this photo was taken.

Did that escalate quickly?

Free bus rides after 7 this evening wooo!!

Mazel tov!!

I've told her I love her (no hetero) a whole bunch of times.

Happy new year Gene!!

I know it from the movie 25th Hour.

Happy new year friends. For three months I lived in (for all intents and purposes) the same city as my best friend, moved to a place that feels like home, and the smartest person I know (the aforementioned best friend) continued to be dumb enough to tolerate me. All things considered I have had a pretty decent 2015.

Happy NYE candyoh!

Michael McDonald also played Gandhi. In the animated series Clone High.

That's the episode that first made me realize "This…this is not The Simpsons that I love."

I'll probably be going to a barcade downtown.

*throws tomatoes*

Having been invited to zero parties, I'm thinking about going to a barcade for New Years.

Those character designs are plug ugly.