I prefer when this article is posted at 12 noon, as opposed to 12 midnight. Also, this is a good song.

Successful CancerAIDS!

"DO I!!!"

Happy birthday!!

He's Torgo. He watches the place while the Master is away.

Hell yeah Screaming Females!

Well stick around and get to know us!

I don't remember Reservoir Dogs well enough to rank it.
Inglourious Basterds
Pulp Fiction
Django Unchained
The Hateful Eight

Why I oughta

Comment/username synergy.

I'm kicking myself again for missing that in theaters.

No.

Having not consumed much 2015 pop culture, I'm going to have to go with Carrie and Lowell. Though Mad Max: Fury Road is in a close second place. And I might have to switch these two.

So am I! This was terrific!

The description of the Aziz Ansari book makes me think of "Get Confident, Stupid!" which is my problem.

Break its legs!

You're welcome, citizen!

One of my all-time favorite Simpsons lines.

Your comments make my nipples explode with delight.

*screams*