Merry Xmas idiotking!!

Last week I offered ten dollars to an acquaintance of mine for her to walk around Hollywood saying "Alien Jesus! BikeKike says thank you!!" She declined, apparently in part because that would be just be a regular occurrence.

I really like you.

Go for it!

Pizza is great! But the tradition is Chinese food…and a movie (I'm going to the roadshow edition of The Hateful Eight). After the movie I'll be wandering around until I find a decent seeming Chinese restaurant.

You're old but we still love you.

One of these years I'm going to write an essay explaining why my jackass generation (the millenials) is wrong about Hook. Short answer, it is overlong with a few good set pieces.

The Jews. We have stereotypes to live up to!

Your formatting makes that seem like a quote. Is that something a stand-up comedian said?

That's because you aren't a colicky baby.

First!

*gets off on your lawn*

The A.V. Club was a Jeopardy question??
Made it Ma! Top of the world!

Correct! That is Bobby McFerrin.

Refrigerator Infirmary

I would love to see a James Cameron directed Star Wars movie.

I'm going to see The Force Awakens tomorrow!

When I got my very first computer of my own (Helllo, Kazaa and pornography!) it came with a bundle of games, and I chose the violent games bundle (Hello, Quake 2 and Unreal!). Turok: Dinosaur Hunter was another one of those games. I enjoyed it.

Meh.

She.