That's even more dumb than I thought. I didn't realize that it's an acronym.

Ya got Arby's all over me!

I've never seen that one.

Getting there somewhat quickly (though not too quickly). I decided to go with a bottle of Buffalo Trace.

And knowing is half the battle!

Thank you.

I just put this video on my Facebook wall! It's a good birthday and also New Years' song.

If I ever met Richard E. Grant, I would just start quoting lines from Withnail and I.

The Replacements, Link Wray

Do you mean ginger as in dark blonde, or is Kristen Stewart actually a redhead?

I'm alright with that.

So she was retroactively born without original sin? Because the immaculate conception refers to Mary having been born without, you guessed it, original sin.

My liver was probably around 35 a few years ago.

Until this article, I had always assumed that this movie was animated.

I hadn't thought of that.

It is my first 29th birthday!

Duracell!

Not yet, but as soon as I wake up in the morning I'll be going to the liquor store.

How long have these characters been dating? They're only now having sex?

And he can be gorgeous.