Get off my lawn*!

Ha! I have a friend who does that, and I must say it's appealing.

Chocolate milk!

You are doing God's work.

Upvoted for limiting your shuffle thread to five, the way God intended.

Apparently there's going to be a book about The 'Mats released in March. I can't wait for it to be released in paperback!

Tomorrow is my birthday thread

McCown just write the goddamn article.

I'm pretty sure that Remy is a rat, not a mouse. Bad job, Twitter user!

Goddamnit A.V. Club when this showed up on my Twitter feed several days ago I enjoyed it. You win this round.

"Get off my plane."

Another thing that should have been a "Great!" Job, Internet.

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Rock the Nagra. I think I just found Weird Al's next song.

Hey everybody, it's Danny the drug dealer!!

Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish.

Sondheim or GTFO. This has been; what little Bicycle Yid knows about hugely mainstream (relatively speaking) musical theater.

"Hey we gotta make cattle, gotta make some beef!" That man is my new hero.

Link(s)? To his tangents, not her…
*gets in bunk*

When that meant something!