Fuck yeah day drinking! It's Coors (not that Coors Light shit) for me.

I'm not a chicken you're a turkey!

I do!!

Apparently I need to rewatch The Graduate.

Simon and Garfunkel was my first concert.

I love you.

KALI MA

Can you teleport to me?

I need to ask my best friend if she's seen Deadwood. Thank you for inadvertently reminding me.

"No springs!!"

One of them was quite good in The Wackness.

Ill Clinton. I'm stealing that.

I'm actually pretty "meh" towards it. It doesn't feel like a slog, but at the same time it doesn't not feel like a slog. It's definitely taking me longer to read than Nixonland did, in part because it's longer than Nixonland and partially because the subject interests me less. When I've finished it and returned it to…

I was really stoned when I saw that movie, and I thought of that part as a really cool revelation: "That, that actually happened!!"

I'm still plugging away at The Invisible Bridge, and I've finally started reading Collapse, by Jared Diamond (I think my best friend is under the impression that I read this one years ago). I've also started Down and Dirty Pictures which is about the early days of Miramax and Sundance. So far I really prefer the…

That book is definitely on my list. Of course, so are a bunch of others.

I know what I'm semi-ironically doing on Valentines Day! There's nothing ironic about the masturbation I'll be doing.

Mazel tov!! I'm especially fond of the mouse with a penis for a nose.

I'm thankful that I'll be moving out of a really mediocre sublease in an inconvenient location to my own apartment in a quite convenient location. Also, friends and family of course.

I was approved for an apartment (an apartment that I really like, no less), got the keys on Friday, and if all goes according to plan I'll be moving my stuff in today.