I worked a double both Saturday and Sunday (as I had for the past two weeks as well, so I'm looking for a new job), and on a better note I got the keys to my new apartment on Friday. Party at Bicycle Yid's!!
…eventually

USA! USA!

I'm right there with ya.

Carlito's Way?

Thank you for mentioning We're back! A Dinosaur's Story. Even as a little kid I could tell that that movie sucked.

I don't know, they just do that.

That sounds really good.

Thank you for inadvertently reminding me that I need to buy spices!

I fucking miss that column!

He's your dad, and my illegitimate half-brother!

Me.

Yes.

I didn't know it was originally a novel! I'm going to have to find that somewhere.

This is one of those times where I must say "Mazel tov!" in addition to up voting.

It's true!

Are you the illegitimate son of my dad?

*skedaddles off your lawn*

I have it memorized. Years and years ago when I went to overnight camp, every morning we would sing Hatikvah (the Israeli national anthem), O Canada, and either The Star-Spangled Banner or we would recite the Pledge of Allegiance (I don't remember which we did).

Is Blimpies still around?

I usually hate tattoos on men, but I'm willing to make an exception for Tom Hardy.