Much like your nose.

Happy belated birthday!

Now that's a Freudian slip.

I'm so sorry, but I'm glad that they are (relatively) okay. Holy fuck is right.

Has there been a list released yet of the theaters that will be participating in the roadshow screenings?

Alright, you've convinced me. I'll watch that when I get home.

I can be two things!

two things.

Tity Boi?

HA!

I was ten pounds, one and a half ounces!

Bob Odenkirk signed my Mr. Show box set, and now rather than being amongst the rest of my DVDs (which happen to reside on my bookshelves), it has pride of place on my bookshelves.

Plowed like Sasha Grey, or drunk?

I think my best friend and I would be pretty decent on this show.

They're both good movies, but you definitely made the right choice.

Were you at the theater that night?

I know I'm not!

Snowpiercer is a good movie.

Go fuck yourself.

And Mike White said he had an idea for a third (and final) season! Goddamnit HBO.