A few weeks ago I saw Faygo at a corner store. So I bought a bottle and tried it. It's terrible.

And you still aren't beloved! I like you though.

That's what she said!

No, it's a cover of the Lionel Richie tune.

I would be really okay with Harrison Ford being a living god.

And now I will be too. But I don't think I mind it.

Wow, that is lazy.

I haven't seen the episode, I was making a weed joke. I'll take your word for it!

Are you me?

The Weirs would be awesome.

More like Doritos eating smile!
It isn't a pretty smile.

I was watching clips of the movie a few weeks ago, and only then did I realize: "Oh those girls are that guys daughters!"

I dunno, he was a roadie at Woodstock.

Give it to Marisa Paternoster.

Next weeks joke thread, eat your heart out!

Yes.

No.

Yes…ridicule.

I have a few friends who live in LA and I want them to walk around screaming "ALIEN JESUS!" until they find you. Of course, the Los Angeles metro area is so big that you might be dead by then.

Unfortunately no.