Nice try!

There ass.

Because you touch yourself.

You'll get my sponge when you pry it from my cold, dead hands patient!

Wimp. Bonney seems like a hip hip lady.

*hugs Jesus*

Fuck, bourbon sounds awesome!

If you are, pass some of whatever you're drinkin' my way!

It made me titter.

So…all the time?

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And The 'Mats.

Upvoted for mention of Minnesota, and for the fact that if your previous avatar is remembered accurately, I went to high school with your doppelganger.

ROSSIGGNOLLL!!!

One of my favorite websites.

Lookin' at you, Franko!

You pooped a hallway?

One of my all-time favorite quotes.

Hmm…I was watching it on Netflix so I didn't watch past the credits.

Italy, for greasy.