When you buy gear, they can have 1, 2, or 3 “?” abilities on them. As you gain experience, these “?” will randomly roll to a certain perk. You can talk to Murch(spiky hair guy who sits on the bench to the right of the Lobby), and pay him to remove one of those RNG perks. This will give you an “ability chunk”. 10…

99.9% of the pageantry around sport doesn’t make sense. Professional sports themselves don’t make sense. It makes a couple of people happy. Just let it be

Two friends and I coached one their much younger brother’s youth baseball team when we were right out of college. It was a godsend when parents would hang out all practice. 12 year olds are the most annoying pieces of shit in the entire world. Having someone there who could actually punish them was a huge relief.

He will. And the premier league operates in somewhat of a wage bubble due to the amount of TV money they receive, so it would likely be a large paycut. Top tier teams in the prem are increasingly loaning players out to other leagues(while still paying a portion of that salary) because they can’t get players to agree…

If you run on an angle and don’t turn, you can very easily climb up it. I do a 120 star run a few times a year and always climb that hill.

Don’t automatically assume they read the 1st one either. They flipped through the picture book until they saw pictures of guns and explosions

I kind of thought we were all because sports have the power to make us feel like this?

I cannot imagine how much money they would have made if this was released alongside the game. I know that like half of my coworkers would have been walking around this $35 accessory without thinking twice. Now our pokemon go themed slack channel sits neglected in the corner.

Man, the whole transfer timeline portrayed in the first paragraph is so out of whack that it’s forcing me to defend the Arsenal transfer strategy - something that I never thought I would do.

You can find ones exactly like it on the many hundreds of NATO strap sites on the internet.

You can find ones exactly like it on the many hundreds of NATO strap sites on the internet.

What has been your Olympic guilty pleasure watch?

I don’t know why I’m engaging with your racist nonsense, but you know that ALL football players get that preferential treatment right?

I will second this.

I will second this.

Were you their when that kid got kicked out for drawing a swastika on someone’s locker?

The other guy is right. Just get the water flowing and let it hit your asshole. Pat dry when done you’ve washed everything away

If I shit on your face, which would you rather use to clean it: a hose or a roll of paper towels?

My cat catches them and brings them to the middle of the living room, where there is nothing they can scamper under where she can’t fit. She then lets it go, paws and pounces at it as it runs all around. When it gets too close to the entertainment center or something else it can slip under, she’ll scoop it back up and…

The Sixers began the season at +2000 to win the NBA title.

I was a drunk idiot last night. This goddamn fantastic.

You’re only getting this additional leeway because its in the Deadspin comments: this is a fucking joke, right?